Of course I treasure precious memories of Christmases past, especially those of my youth, when I was with brothers, sisters and my Mom and Dad. Friends, relatives, in-laws, friends of siblings, neighbors... They all hold a special place in my heart.
But the other night I spent the better part of an hour Googling favorite toys of my youth, checking out pictures, learning about what's become of past toy manufacturers (many merged with or were swallowed up by larger competitors), and reading postings of other baby boomers' memories.
I thought it might be enjoyable to reflect on some of the toys of my youth -- toys I still recall with fondness, and probably would still enjoy playing with, even at age 53!
First let me say that the two toys I got most excited about and spent the most time with were electric slot car racing sets and model trains. But under those broad categories, there are many variations.
Those included independent battery-powered vehicles such as the "Motorific" cars built by Ideal, and slot cars powered by electricity filtered through transformers. I received Ideal's "Motorific Torture Track" for Christmas in first grade. BOY, was that exciting! I can still recall the yellow, plastic car. It was some kind of Le Mans style body -- perhaps a Lola or Chaparral.
Something similar, although not in the slot-car genre, were Hot Wheels Sizzlers by Mattel, which featured electric motors. These came along after the "Supercharger," what looked like a one-story service garage but had spinning wheels inside that would spit out the car going through and propel it around the track until it could return for another jolt. Both of those followed the original Hot Wheels, which relied upon good old-fashioned gravity to pick up speed (hopefully sufficient speed to make it around the "loop" without falling to the floor).
But back to the slot cars...
In my day, the two big companies for HO-scale race cars were Tyco and Aurora. Later iterations were TycoPro and AFX. AFX at least, and possibly TycoPro, too, had magnets underneath them to stick to the track. This meant you could frequently go full speed around non-banked curves without wiping out. That was quite a breakthrough! I always wanted one of those Tyco train/racing sets with the railroad crossing so I could smash into a car with the train. But unfortunately, I never got one.
However, my friends and I found a way to be destructive with our surplus snap-on "bodies." We invariably ended up with more "bodies" than "chassis" (either the motor would burn out, the axles would get bent out of shape, or the electrical contact brushes would get worn out). So, we'd take the ugliest bodies — the ones we didn't care about destroying — snap them onto a working motor/chassis, and stick a firecracker inside the windshield. We'd light the fuse and begin racing the car around the track and KABOOM! Well, to a teenager it seemed cool.
Then there were the larger race cars (1/32 scale), a field dominated by Revell. Years ago there were businesses that offered use of large, elaborate 1/32 scale speedways for a fee. You could bring your own car, chip in your share of track rental, and race in six lanes against others. In this video age, I am not sure if these places still exist.
The model car kits were another great gift. They required the purchase of plastic cement, tiny jars of paint and fine paint brushes. I wonder if the EPA still lets kids work with that noxious plastic cement? I can still recall its chemical smell.
Switching over to trains, I always wanted an HO-scale train, but for some reason my parents kept buying me the larger, three-rail ".027 gauge" train sets. Lionel LInes was the most popular brand of the era.
Three other significant toys stand out in my mind; two were great, the third was a major disappointment.
One of the fun ones was table hockey — especially when you had a set with the overhead scoreboard through which you would drop the puck for the opening faceoff. Coleco was the big brand back in the 1970s.
The second super fun toy was the plastic girder and panel construction sets by now-defunct Kenner Products (merged into Hasbro), which were great for constructing buildings and bridges. The vertical posts were plugged into a wooden peg-board, and horizontal "I-beams" attached to the vertical posts. I once had an erector set, but didn't think it compared with the girder-and-panel sets for sheer enjoyment.
And now, to wrap things up (no guarantee I won't revisit this subject in a couple of days when more toys pop into my mind), here's what proved to be perhaps the most underwhelming, disappointing toy of all time: Electric football.
A metal, vibrating "field" was designed to move players around on opposing teams in some coordinated fashion resembling a running or passing play. The tiny plastic players had prongs underneath that you were supposed to be able to bend one way or another to affect the direction each player would go.
So you could try blocking the defensive linemen one way and having your running back run through a "hole" carrying the felt or foam "ball," but what invariably happened when you turned on the vibrator to activate the play is the players scattered haphazardly in every direction. Coleco and Tudor were the big names of the era.
Gotta admit, the field and fake "stands" full of fans (actually a cardboard cutout) looked kind of neat, and the players were colorful. But it's a game that just never lived up to its hype or alleged potential. I understand they still make and sell these things these days, which to me is as astounding as if there still were a market for 8-track tape players. Really?
This concludes today's trip down memory lane. My memories of family, friends and relatives, wonderful Christmas music, the smell of a real Christmas tree, the turkey dinner, candy canes, the bright and colorful lights that excited childhood senses -- all of these special things remain important pieces of my Christmas experience. But the toys and the fun we had playing with them... these are the memories I recall most vividly. Sometimes if I can't get to sleep at night, I steer my mind away from the worries and stresses of the present day, and drift back 40-plus years to shiny, colorful toys and a naive, giddy excitement that, alas, will never return.
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