This topic may be wearying for some,
but the sheer number of gaffes over the past few weeks is really
getting to me.
Actually, that’s not true. What’s
getting to me is how the press is covering them up.
So let’s try a thought experiment.
Let’s just swap some names here and imagine what world reaction
would be to the following items:
1. On his first visit with U.K. Prime
Minister Gordon Brown, George W. Bush receives a variety of historic
and deeply symbolic gifts. In return, he presents our closes ally
with 25 DVDs that are coded for North American machines - they will
not play on a British player.
2. During a St. Patrick’s Day
ceremony at the White House, George W. Bush accidentally reads his
own remarks and thanks himself.
3. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice
presents a “reset” button to the Russian Foreign Minister –
which says “overcharge” in Russian rather than “reset.” When
the mistake is pointed out, she tries to joke about “overcharging,”
saying “Oh, we won’t let you do that!”
4. With wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,
and terrorist attacks a very real danger, George W. Bush suggests
making disabled veterans pay for their own health care.
5. The U.S. offers to dismantle
missile defense sites in Poland and the Czech Republic – both
staunch allies – if Russia will agree to put pressure on Iran to
stop its nuclear program. Russia publicly declines our offer to sell
out our allies.
The list goes on (tax cheats, AIG,
etc.) but I’m content with these five.
Again, contemplate the reaction that
would ensue had George W. Bush’s administration been involved in
any of these things.
Anyone remember the pretzel? George W.
Bush choked on a pretzel. Oh the laughs that ensued. Oh the number
of people who chuckled that he was too stupid to even eat properly.
This stuff is much, much worse. And
yet, the press is covering it up. I went looking for the tape of
item 2. (the Irish Teleprompter Swap) but apparently the press has
helpfully embargoed it. How nice.
You can watch item 3. on Youtube and
I’ll tell you it is very painful. Regardless of what you think of
her, Hillary Clinton is now our top diplomat. And whatever else she
may be, she is not very diplomatic. Now I was profoundly
disappointed with what Condoleeza Rice accomplished, but at least she
didn’t do anything this goofy – no doubt because she actually
spoke Russian and had a strong background in foreign affairs.
Remember the allegation that George W.
Bush’s “cowboy diplomacy” had alienated us from Europe? I’m
scratching my head, trying to think of a more studied insult than the
ones we’ve just delivered (Items 1. and 5.).
And who can forget the “coffin
controversy?” Remember how callous George W. Bush was supposedly
being because he wouldn’t sit around and wait to pay his respects
to each and every American killed in battle? Why it was outrageous!
Cindy Sheehan (remember her?) got her 15 minutes over demanding a
second meeting with him.
But the Bush administration would never
dream of making disabled veterans pay for their own health care.
Even suggesting it would have brought howls of outrage. But
according to the press, Mrs. Obama is the first First Lady to really
care about military families. Amazing.
I want to be clear: I’m genuinely
worried about our country. This stuff is bigger than which party
gets which trinkets. Mistakes like these have a way of piling up and
the costs are not simply wiped away with the next election. The
administration may have picked out Rush Limbaugh as Public Enemy
Number One (again, can we imagine George W. Bush starting a public
spat with, say, Bill Mahar? Ludicrous), but Rush is right in that
one can be a patriotic American and still oppose the president’s
policies.
I want America to succeed. I want our
allies to trust us and our enemies to fear us.
Yet we’ve just kicked off a trade war
with Mexico! Even the “Texas Village Idiot” didn’t manage
that.
We’ve just got tariffs slapped on 92
exports because Congress and the administration are sucking up the
Teamsters. I want that policy to fail, just as I wanted our
attempted sell-out of the Czechs and Poles to fail, just as I want
attempts to balance the budget on the backs of war-wounded veterans
to fail.
Increasingly, my desire to see American
succeed means that this president has to fail. And that’s what
scares me.
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